Dogs vs men
WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
- Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
- Dogs miss you when you're gone.
- Dogs feel guilt when they're done smth wrong.
- Dogs don't criticize your friends.
- Dogs admit when they're jealous.
- Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
- Dogs do not play games with you - except Frisbee (and they never laugh at how you
throw).
- Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.
- You can train a dog.
- Dogs are easy to buy for.
- You're never suspicious of your dog's dreams.
- The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK. The "really"
worst dissease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get
to kill the one that gives it to you.)
- Dogs understand what NO means.
- Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.
- Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
- Dogs admit it when they're lost.
- Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.
- Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE ALIKE
- Both take up too much space on the bed.
- Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
- Both are threatened by their own kind.
- Both mark their territory.
- Both are bad at asking you questions.
- Neither does any dishes.
- Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
- Both like dominance games.
- Both are suspicious of the postman.
- Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
- Neither understands what you see in cats.
HOW MEN ARE BETTER THAN DOGS
- Men only have 2 feet that track in mud.
- Men can buy you presents.
- Men don't have to play with every man they see when you take them around the block.
- Men are a little bit more subtle.
- Dogs have dog breath all the time.
- Men don't shed as much, and if they do, they hide it.
- And the number one reason dogs fall short..
- IT'S FUN TO DRY OFF A WET MAN!!!!!!!!!! (If you're a woman that is!!!)
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